waid never mind i know what that song is called. hold on.

dude fuck a zipcar.com okay so i was too stoned and i parked the car in the wrong spot. whatever man. anyway, this girl from zipcar calls me and asks me if i parked zipcar Brilda at lyndale instead of sawyer and i was all like “yeah, sory mann” and she was all like “okay, well that is not Brilda’s home. Brilda doesn’t live there.” and i was about to be like, “OHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO” but then i she started telling me that she’d have to make a reservation for me to return it to the original spot and i would be getting it for f$reeeee!!!!!! biiiiitch. i was about to bike really hard in a the kind of cold weather to cash in 4 dollars worth of pennies then pick up dro but now i can do all those things and go to the grocerdy to. FUUUUCK!

dude, i’m sorry feckin happy right now. here is this the happiest dude on piano alive but died but never die:

Erroll Garner – (i don’t know what this song is called)Sun Oct 25 01_12_23 2009

dude i just typed bestbuy.com into the google side bar. is ther something wrong with me?

i smoke too much weed man. here this song literally about doing drugs. i dont know what it means figuratively.

Violent Femmes – American Music

dude have you ever been to a McDonald’s?

there is this restaurant that you can often find me at called thisisMcDoland’s and it is, let me tell you, the american freedom zone number 1! no foreal though, i’m at a McLodnads and they are playing music that Puerto Rican people would foreally listen to. wuuuuuuud? no, listen man, McDonald’s is the ultimate in American freedom. if you want to see America, it is in a ManSoolal’s. black and white people definitely eat MacKollalls. Puerto Ricans eat Mcdonals. Mexicans eat Manologalns. i’ve definitely seen Chinese people eat Menjalo’s. Seriously, though. this restaurant is the only place where Donald Trump, Olympic atheletes (no foreal, this one silver medalist, he ate Matilda’s for his entire stay in Beijing and won a silver medal man!) and the hood and everyone inbetween. Muslisms, Catholics, Buddhists, (foreal, this one time when the Dalai Lama came to town i saw all these monks sitting across to me (this was at MrHolland’s fo course)) and yeah man, it doesn’t matter who are you, yo eat Macarliylsess’s in America and really the world, space. by the way, none of the things i’ve said apply to other fast food chains (Bauregesr King? OHSHITGROSSFUCKYOUNEVEREATIT! foreal though, gays don’t eat Briscket King). foreal though man, eat at Mallllalalalalaassadns’s and you’ll see every kind of person eating about the same thing as you in the same way (foreal, there’s not that many way’s to eat a Moowarararwaerueuuuueurueera’s). won’t you think that’s beautiful?

McDonald’s – Swedish McDonald’s Commercial From 1998

dude, foreal though, swedish babies are probably like that anyway

dude have you heard of Public Enemy?

hey man dude i was listening to Pharoah Monch this morning cause i was thinking about Mos Def. awright, Pharoah Monch used to be the greatest to me when I was in 1999 for the first time hearing that hip hop rockin shockin gangsta rappin beat and sheet. dude here this trackd:

Simon Says (clip)

after listening to that song with a wine and a cheese i was all like, man what happened to my the dawgmonchman?

i went to investigation and found this album:

this was released two years ago and i heard it two years after it’s release and it’s like “okay, this is like a boring mos def album kinda”. then i heard this trackgon!

Pharoahe Monch – Welcome To The Terrordome

wow man! this is totally exciting! he is doing a Heavy D impersonation! oh no, man. shit, then i heard this:

Public Enemy – Welcome To The Terrordome

FUCK dawg! Pharoahe totally didn’t write that song. wait, FUCK, dawg! Pharoahe Monch did probably like probably the first rapping cover song ever (minus boner types like Ben Folds covering Dr. Dre for Weird Al inspired comedic effect)! whoa dude. i mean foreal, this is not that exciting of a when in compared to Public Enemy’s version but FUCK dawg, that like “wheeerereeeeeeereeereere” guitar sound is crazy the best. basically, i feel like Pharoahe Monch took all of the 80s hilarity out of this song and instead replaced it with a Mos Defesque-esque “come man, my brother man, let’s stand up and fight” 1999 and beyond sound which is cool.

Anyway, man i totally didn’t realize Public Enemy was very good and I totally didn’t realize that Pharoah Monch is still in the game (NEW ALBUM 2009! THAT’S NOW OR BEFORE OR PRETTY SOON!) and Mos Def is still totally whatever. but naw, i mean he, just like Pharoahe Monch, were really the greatest in 1999. then Nate Dogg got the award for best non rapping rapper vocalist of 1994 till like, i dunno T-Pain. So in closure, Mos Def is exactly the same as Pharoahe Monche (but Pharoahe Monch is better) and Nate Dogg is the Tiger Woods of singing dudes in hip hop (T-Pain being Anthony Kim)

Nate Dogg/Mos Def/Pharoahe Monch – Oh No!

why is everyone think that drake is good or okay? he is not very much.

this is a freestyle of drake freestyling on funkflexhot97nightnewYOOOORK on hot 97 in new york city nyc the big apple murder capital make it here and everywhere city that doesn’t sleep,  new york, usa. in this video drake uses his blackberry to look up rhymes and then he chokes and is all like “funk flex, man, i’m all a sucka emcee and it’s your fault. you can’t expect a suckaaur mstee to be able to handle this beat chanigng and things you know?” whatever man, drake. i’m sorry dude. it’s okay what you did. i feel like anybody could have done it. perhaps it is technology to blame. maybe it is hard to appreciate anyone these days without their internet. but i don’t know. drake, it’s too bad you had to choke man. it’s nice that you’re very sucksexfull <——(YOWZA!). if it was your career to freestyle with funk flex i guess that would be a lot harder on you but fuck that. should all rapper’s be able to freestyle? maybe they all do and i don’t know. but it doesn’t sound like it. this is PARTYMOOSE.COM partymoose.com election poll number 1.

Q; do you have to freestyle to rap?

A; america, it is up to youuuuuu

……to be conclusion in next PARTYMOOSE.COM present partymoose.com election poll number 1

oh yeah,

this

is

drakefreestylechoke

dude, tom green totally owns exhibit in a freeSTYLE battal

i mean xhibit, he is a few blocks from an 8 mile (OHHH LOLLL?) but still he is pretty okay. whatevs about xhibit though. this is about the tom green show @ tomgreen.com show! i can’t believe he is a back!

“you an MC at heart man” -xhibit

TOMGREEN.COM – TOM GREEN TOTALLY OWNS XHIBIT IN FREESTYLE BATTLE

“sellin coke/ on the corner/ suckin dick/ no homo” – a guy foreal selling coke in the roger’s park chicago il usa amer

the good the bad and the weird critique

cinematography is flashy

lighting is cheesy. lots of party gels.

music is like an esurance commercial’s level of originality and production

“it’s like a cartoon” – my dad

acting is forced and over the top.

mand, i fucked my entire computer from trying to install a osx on a vista

every tycho broham verse ever is basically was on that computer. the tycho broham it will never being lost. so fuckit. here it is:

TYCHO BROHAM: PARTYMOOSE

1. BOOTYPEST

intro

walkin out the lobby of the

o’hare hilton got two

biddies by my side and yeah they

looks like a million stack of

hundos in my pocket think i’ll

take a vacation cause i got

nothin on my mind but “booty

booty, booty, booty, booty”

hook

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

got my canada dry

got two tickets to ride

got first class, i’m

up in the sky, i got

midi biddies from every

city comin with me

i take em all i aint got

reason to be pickay (no)

got my cananda dry

got two tickets to ride

got first class, i’m

up in the sky, i got

midi biddies from every

city comin with me

i take em all i aint got

reason to be pickay

verse 1

thought i already told ya

they call me gergonzola

i’m drinkin chocolate appletinis like it’s coca cola

now let me tell you bout it

bout how i get retarded

on hennessey in my maserati, you know i bought it

drive home to my apartment

i pass out on the carpet

then i throw up the beef i got at boston market

i don’t kid i got no

time for you kid, i got these

biddies round the clock that want me

makin some kids (cause you know)

swiss bank can’t count all my money

they lost track after hundred and twenty

thousand/ million, billion, jillion, trillion, gazillion

i got mo cash than brazil’s got brazilian’s

rapscallion, the rap stallion

“i take my coffee like i take my man”

i-talian: beef, beef, i do repeat

it’s what’s for dinner on the table every

day that i eat and every

day that i make another

hundreds in plates i could be

eatin for weeks up in my

mansions estates

cameras security gates

ak’s all over the place

gotta get out of this place

i’m going to “booty, booty, booty, booty”

hook

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

booty booty booty booty booty booty bootypest

verse 2

i like them biddies i been

seein at northwestern

i gets em drunk and then i

take em to best western

turn up the bruno nicoli

spaghetti western

i gets em naked then we

“wild wild west”

ern, i got like

five interns in my

condominium i got way

up in new hampshire

for sure, you know that we

dangerous, we smokin

we smokin crack we smokin

angel dust, so come and

hang with us, we got a

private bus and

next stop is headed straight for

bootypest and tycho

broham never sleep and never get no rest until the

m.c. gergonzola is the president (cause it’s the)

m.c. gergonzola for president

he’s got cabinets full of the medicine

campaign parties all night in madison

he’s booked out the ritz and the raddisson

“oh gergonzola won’t you please buy me a diamond?”

h-hell no, i ain’t got time for you girlfriend

i ain’t got time for any women or children

too busy countin all my millions of millions and

zoom zoom just like a

mazda miyata

gettin real hotta

hotta than lava

pass the kava kava

grab a drank of water cause

tycho broham never gonna

don’t stop on ya

fine, i am totally okay with vampire weekend now

man, wow, i did hate a the vampire weekend. i hated them so much that i listened to them for a very long and much time in 2008 the fall. whatever, though, they are a totally pretty good if you are think weezer blue album is a great album. I DO!

okay well here is new vampire weekend tracgs called Horchata. this is a very stupid title. the song is also very stupid and bad. but whatevs, i made my piece with vampire weekend so a presents presents:

VAMPIRE WEEKEND – HORCHATA

no but foreal listen to me this song is fucking a stupid! these guys are truly boners in the end.