this partymoose is going to rehab

what’s the second to worst thing in the world? seeing hate in a smile. what’s THE worst thing in the world? seeing hate in a smile and feeling no remorse. i am sorry world. this partymoose gives up hate.

what will never gonna don’t stop? the partymoose.
what will always gotta do stop? the amelie gillette is the hater.

who is going to be this new partymoose?

the amelie movie.

secret wars

my cousin dave

my cousin dave has a great attitude and work and ethic and you know what he told me? “if you have a good attitude and great work ethic you can make it wherever you wanna go”. yeah man, fuckin shit.

what is a hipster?

most people say you can’t define it and mofuck agree. so what’s definitely hipster?

-cigarettes
-skinny jeans
-bikes
-irony
-

dude, fuckit. hipsterdom as we have seen it since 2000 is all about shallowness. why is it so heavily tied to fashion? because it is a quick fix to adopting an identity.

http://guestofaguest.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/hipster1.jpg

mofuck, i mean that picture explains it pretty damn well. i gotta admit, i though tit was from an outsider’s perspective (like, i dunno, newsweek) and was skeptical of whether it had much cred or not but then found out it was from paiste and then it’s hipster cred rose dramatically. however, i bet it would be more accurate to see this chart done by an objective source (i.e. not a hipster magazine). but they might just be like “oh in 2000, it was these fashion kids listening to shitty music with cigarettes all the time”. iight, partymoose.com

resltess hope

there is being depressed. there is being fuckin angry, there is being angry sad and then there is restless hope. restless hope is that partymoose.com

the mans/ladymans

this is prayerspace 1.0

ERIC LIM is the mans because he will talk to fucking anyone

ANNA P is the girlmans cause she really doesn’t give any fuck

NATE LONG is the mans because he does not give any fucks

NIKO PUERINGER is the mans because he is a mofuck leadership skills convention in a mans.

IVY BROWN is the ladymans cause she is all up and always positive

MY MOM is the ladymans cause she is always fuckin postive and full of love and simplicity. SIMPLICITY!!!!

SAM KANG is the mans cause he is fuckin deep like saint augustine and mofuck write like him too. if partymoose is written like i am first grade then THE SAM KANG is written like he is in graduate graduate graduate graduate graduate school

whatever, time for some motivational quotes

i really hate to admit it but mofuck, perseverance is where it’s at. i’ve been in this tycho broham hustle game for like 3 years and like a lot of times i would cry and be like “waaaaaah, dawg, i have been doing this for so long and it has aint been gettin too farr. this tycho broham will maybe gotta stop”. but naw dawg. i just started rappin rappin a little on the partymoose today and maaandt, i mean mofuck everything feels hard when you first start getting momentum but then you get a momentum and then the flow it go and then you cannot stop that flow. i guess you gotta oraganize and shit too but chyyyau flow is so the most important part.

“perseverance backed by a horse’s sense with flaming enthusiasm leads to success” – millions of dads and sages throughout time

that shit is true though, mehn. if you fucking keep going and have some common sense and fucking JYEAAAAA your way through it all, you will make it.

for the tycho broham, this means being able to smoke so much weed and be able to hold onto thoughts long enough to write em down and then know how to mix an album like some real deal holyfield dr. dre BEATZ headphones studio shit then practice that shit like it was suzuki and then call up everyone i know who knows where i can find a basement and then mofuck gather up allllll the JYEAAAAA i can from the universe and then LET….THIS….TYCHO…BROHAM…NEVER…GONNA…DONT…STOP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP-OP!!!!!!!!!!!

death by natural causes

there is nothing unnatural about depression. there is nothing unnatural about the words “slow suicide”.
if you feel like you’re dying but don’t know why, that’s okay. it’s natural. you are dying of natural causes. if you dropped out of school and you’re in second grade and are now 35 and haven’t pursued education beyond that then you’re academic skills will be somewhere around where they were in second grade.

[LOST POST FROM 0h three, two 0hh, two 0h one 00h] the kid who programmed chat roulette is all up and a genius dude

from March 20 2010

this kid is so freakin resourceful and benevolently hearted and goddammit, he said he invented chat roulette for “teenagers to see what other teenagers in the world are doing”. what a fucking simple ass concept. when i was a teenager i was always worried about looking good and stupid shit. i totally didn’t think about trying to help the world on such a grand scale. yeah everyone sees dicks online on it but fuckit man, it’s all good because it’s all hood. you know what i am saying? word to that your mother. i will bend you like beckham! don’t ever fuck with the incomparable pee wee more. dizzy gillespie wants me to tell you that i am going a little insane. what is insane? insanity is the inability to know the sane. what is sane? sane is understanding what the world is and working in accordance with it.

duncan told me that the movie Greenberg is pretty much me

the main character of greenberg makes me angry. this dude is a terribly self centered 40 something year old human who is a man child. duncan put it pretty much directly in these words. greenberg is me sometimes but fuckit i guess he’s all of us. but foreal man, fuck noah baumbach. his schtick is making people see miserable asshole people and makes you think you need to love them for the wrong reasons (like because they crack good all like fuckin new yorker jokes en shit). fuck that i don’t look back (at this movie, it is a shit).

B-E-A-S-T-I-E!!! betsy!!!!!!!!!

“the reason we respected the beastie boys was because they were white rappers who weren’t trying to be black.”

“they were who they were using the tool of hip hop…cause even the audience knew, these were white boys and they weren’t frontin”

“you cannot deny when somebody is being real, no matter what they do. it’s not like they had on the adidas suits, and low laces, and gold chains and was rappin about stuff that they didn’t do — they was talkin about brass monkey and all the stuff about mushrooms and sally wally and people could relate to that, it was real. it was authentic. it was them being them with the tool of hip hop.”

-Rev Run on the Beastie Boys